How to get tons of notifications on facebook?

[Moka535]

I always open my facebook and i find from 1-6 notifications.
Small amount, i know.
I don't have my own camera so no i can't put tons of pics

[Space Space]

You become popular, because you obviously are not with 6 notifications every visit!

[Alice]

Join loads of group and like everyone status and play on all the games... i get about 100 notifications a day :L

[eyes set to kill]

easy. go to a page that has alot of likes, I.E. justin beiber, katy perry, eminem or lil wayne. think of something very mean and nasty about the person and post it. i do this and always get between 20 and 70 likes an hour! hehe buuuut if youre not like that, try posting jokes on the most intresting man in the world page. i.e. "he's been known to attract bald eagles to his bird baths." something like that. you get alot of likes if it's just right and sometimes a nice amount of comments (:

[phillia]

Lol erm, write on alot of peoples walls, think of a really cool/funny/interesting status! (That usually does the trick)

@Spacespace-its not about being popular u could just be an utter begfriend.